Saturday, February 23, 2013

The Future of Breakfast

The blogospheres and twitter verses are alive with a terrific new hashtag: rejected cereals! With deference to the excellent entries already tendered, I humbly submit my own proposals:
  • Corn Flops
  • Frosted Minnie Balls
  • Fruity Trebles (free tuning fork in every box!)
  • Spaghetti 
  • Porn Flakes
  • Staff Sergeant Crunch
  • Apple Jacklegs
  • Chex and Balances
    • Frosted Chex and Balances
  • Cinnamon Toast Buttmunch Crunch
  • Kix Start
What are your ideas for the next big cereal, readers? Post below! 
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4 comments:

  1. LukeFebruary 23, 2013 at 4:22 PM

    Accosted Flakes!

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    1. LukeFebruary 23, 2013 at 4:23 PM

      Hm, actually, I like Accosted Mini Wheats better...

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    2. LukeFebruary 23, 2013 at 4:30 PM

      I'm gonna start throwing some more up on twitter. Check me out if ye don'ts believe.

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    3. OakmoorFebruary 24, 2013 at 2:13 PM

      I saw them---excellent work. How about "Honey Bunches of Goats?" Or, "Dookie Crisps!"

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