Saturday, February 23, 2013

The Future of Breakfast

The blogospheres and twitter verses are alive with a terrific new hashtag: rejected cereals! With deference to the excellent entries already tendered, I humbly submit my own proposals:
  • Corn Flops
  • Frosted Minnie Balls
  • Fruity Trebles (free tuning fork in every box!)
  • Spaghetti 
  • Porn Flakes
  • Staff Sergeant Crunch
  • Apple Jacklegs
  • Chex and Balances
    • Frosted Chex and Balances
  • Cinnamon Toast Buttmunch Crunch
  • Kix Start
What are your ideas for the next big cereal, readers? Post below! 


  1. Replies
    1. Hm, actually, I like Accosted Mini Wheats better...

    2. I'm gonna start throwing some more up on twitter. Check me out if ye don'ts believe.

    3. I saw them---excellent work. How about "Honey Bunches of Goats?" Or, "Dookie Crisps!"