Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Gender-Neutral Cookies

Everything comes round at last: Hasbro has officially released the first gender-neutral Easy Bake Oven!

Whatever! The gender-agitating lobby is always pestering everybody about this kind of thing. What difference do colors make? Honestly, I had an Easy Bake Oven when I was like thirteen. You'd better damn well believe it was pink, and it didn't make any difference to me or my best friend (who is now a United States Marine). We just made cookies and cakes in it, and they were delicious.

So maybe these inoffensive grey colors are a sign of some sort of progress. Or maybe boys just need to get over their fear of owning a pink object, particularly one that makes tasty desserts.

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